Tag: humor
member name: Terry M.
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September 14, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
Hawks
Search for
Plump juicy chickens
For breakfast, lunch, and dinner
They crave fresh meat from daylight to dark
So at times they must settle for just a big black nasty rat
This is known . . .
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September 10, 2007 08:14 PM EDT --
In our first Presidential Election, the candidate who came in first became President. The one who placed second was Vice President. But in our third Presidential Election James Adams, . . .
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March 31, 2008 11:21 PM EDT --
Cartoon Duck
Always the victim
Of the world
He lives in
Yet loved by those who view him
In the living world
Sometime back I wrote a shadorma titled "Cartoon Man." This one is dedicated . . .
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April 04, 2008 07:56 PM EDT --
Toon Lake
A unique place
Where the fish walk on land
And chickens swim underwater
With ease
This is a cinquain, syllable count is 2-4-6-8-2.
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September 22, 2007 08:01 AM EDT --
Hailstones hit the tin roof
Sounding like machine gun fire
Chickens scatter in all directions
Darkness and fear cover the hen house
Chickens scatter in all directions
Sounding like machine gun fire
Hailstones . . .
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April 02, 2008 07:01 PM EDT --
Duck Season
Opens on Toon Lake
Cartoon Man
Is ready
His mouth waters for roast duck
Horns grow on his head
Cartoon Duck
Is on full alert
Playing ticks
Scheming plans
Confusing his . . .
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April 15, 2008 02:57 AM EDT --
From the "Adventures of the Human Cardinal."
It has been a while since I have posted an episode,but the red birdman is back. This post is done in flash fiction.
Sky Wallace and the Cats . . .
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September 01, 2007 05:15 PM EDT --
Near the milk counter
I saw a package of swiss
Land on the waxed floor
Fleeing from the country store
He thought he was free
Until he met an old tom cat
Consumed in seconds
Swiss Cheese has one . . .
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May 18, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
It was long ago
Or it seems that way to me
When I think of Hawk
And his shiny black mustang
We cruised the back roads
Listening to rock music
Gulping down sodas
Never drinking . . .
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September 04, 2007 05:38 PM EDT --
Peppermints
Given by a wizard
With advice
And Fortune
To a handsome young farmer
That would change his life
In the hills
He planted ten rows
No water
Was needed
Mighty men quickly sprouted
Candy Cane . . .
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September 05, 2007 01:42 AM EDT --
Can love strike
My drained heart again
Will women
Desire me
As they did when I was young
The day chickens swim
This is another shadorma.
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April 07, 2008 03:48 PM EDT --
Cartoon Kids
Turn thing upside down
Cartoon Man
Is in rage
Never getting much comfort
From all the mischief
Another cartoon shadorma. This a tribute to all those kids found in the funny . . .
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April 05, 2008 06:44 PM EDT --
From the "Adventures of the Human Cardinal."
In our last episode our heroes took the risk by drinking the bottles of Babylonian Chocolate Milk. The Human Cardinal turned back into Red . . .
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March 29, 2008 09:12 PM EDT --
From the "Adventures of the Human Cardinal."
In the last episode Queen Rat Lady had appeared at Mister Mintdrop's Candy Store and tapped the soda box with her magic wand. Afterwards, . . .
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April 19, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
A supporter of Barak Obama referred to me as being on the Dark Side. Then I saw an article, by a member I admire, about how Star Wars and Star Trek both have one world themes in their plots. Since I am . . .
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June 06, 2008 05:09 PM EDT --
In our last episode, "Live From the Aquarium," Blue Tornado Boy defeated the tie-dyed hippie wrestler Kent Cool for the golden belt. Yet he didn't celebrate very long. The giant Viking Derek . . .
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January 07, 2009 05:12 PM EST --
From the "Adventures of the Human Cardinal."
Last Episode: "The Seahorses Are Deceived."
Human Cardinal and Blue Tornado Boy were sitting at ringside, eating . . .
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March 22, 2008 07:39 PM EDT --
From the"Adventures of the Human Cardinal
Last episode: The Pink Ship
This post is done in the poetic form called naani.
In the chapel
At Brooke Meadow Lane
Officer Mick . . .
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May 15, 2008 08:12 PM EDT --
From "The Adventures of the Human Cardinal."
Every Tuesday night the Human Cardinal, Benny the Bat, and Officer Mick Maroon would go to Mr. Mintdrop's candy store and watch . . .
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December 17, 2008 05:17 PM EST --
Donner became sick, and Santa stopped behind a chicken house. "I am sorry sir," said Donner, "I just can't make it anymore."
"Don't worry old boy," Santa said . . .
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